Yes, I’m very very gay.

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The whole thing kind of makes me feel… dirty. But I mean, come on! Someone made this. Just as it is. And put it on TV! What did they expect me to think?

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Apparently the answer is 625. I’ve had some tricks that were obsessed with safe sex but this is taking it a bit too far, don’t you think? Indubidubly!

I especially love that they took a hack saw to the whole squid-like thing when they were done to look at the cross-section. I’m considering a marriage proposal.

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Is it a - wait, was that a? I think the whole androgeny thing is pretty freaky in this new Calvin Klein ad - but did they have to film it in the red room from Amityville Horror? It’s the gateway to hell! The gaaaaatewaaaaaaay to helllllllll!!! Is Ryan Reynolds in this version?

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