
Is worth two in the bush.
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So… nerdy does hot?
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You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.
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Move over free weights, there’s a new toy in town!
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If a twink falls in the forest, does it make a noise?
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I thought the sun rose in your eyes. Then you came in my mouth, you fucking asshole.
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When I wake up in the morning and the ‘larm gives out a warning - I don’t think I’ll ever make it on time! Because I’m jacking off.
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Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee do. Doom-pa-dee do.
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Hot and brought to me.
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