A COCK IN THE HAND…
Is worth two in the bush.
Browsing archives for August, 2008
NERDY IS AS NERDY DOES
So… nerdy does hot?
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TWINK AND A BOWLING BALL?
You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.
STICK IT IN, STICK IT IN!
Move over free weights, there’s a new toy in town!
WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE ASS MOONING?
If a twink falls in the forest, does it make a noise?
THE FIRST TIME EVER I SUCKED YOUR COCK
I thought the sun rose in your eyes. Then you came in my mouth, you fucking asshole.
SHAVED BY THE BELL
When I wake up in the morning and the ‘larm gives out a warning – I don’t think I’ll ever make it on time! Because I’m jacking off.
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee do. Doom-pa-dee do.
I LIKE MY COFFEE LIKE I LIKE MY MEN
Hot and brought to me.
