Um, I think they’re gay.

He’s got a hole lotta love.

Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones. Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin’. In fac’, I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhood. Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball. And I loved that basketball. I took that basketball with me everywhere I went. That [...]

Ummm… The Jerk?

Never having to say you’re sorry.

Buddy here gets in his closeted friend’s pants and sucks him dry. I wonder if that’s a walk-in closet…

This one’s so busy posing and checking himself out he forgets to show off his junk! But he’s so cuuuuuute!

Fork? Spoon!!