Don’t even come near me with that thing. Uh, uh! Don’t you point that at me! I swear I’ll… Well, maybe just a taste. Video after the jump.

You make bathtime lot’s of fun! Rubber duckie, I’m awfully fond of you! Video after the jump.

When this guy isn’t busy posing for Matisse he likes to dump enormous loads of cum on the floor of his condo. The draperies add a touch of class, don’t you think? Video after the jump.

What do you do when you’re already up when you get up? You grab the video camera and rub out a few knuckle babies, that’s what! Video after the jump.

Apparently the answer is 625. I’ve had some tricks that were obsessed with safe sex but this is taking it a bit too far, don’t you think? Indubidubly! I especially love that they took a hack saw to the whole squid-like thing when they were done to look at the cross-section. I’m considering a marriage [...]

Twinks like this don’t come around every day, but I kinda wish they would. I could put him to work doing all sorts of chores around the house. But I digress. Suffice it to say that Brady’s homemade gay porn video on YouLoveJack.com is a sight for tired eyes like mine! This one is charming [...]

Who’s a boo? Who’s a booby boo? A booby booby boo? Video after the jump.

What’s that there? In the reef? With the big shiney teeth? That’s a moray! Video after the jump.

These real life boyfriends are in the middle of a three way when they decide to put the new guy to work as a camera man while they get it on! Dig the fisheye lens, it’s all skate video chic. Video after the jump.

He’s dwiving is his caw. Video after the jump.

It’s not that this guy is jacking off in a tanning bed. It’s not even that I’m worried about him burning his weiner. Really, it’s the fantastic light show being staged by this particular tanning bed. Like, what is it jacked into ITunes or something? Video after the jump.

I don’t know how but this guy got his straight buddy to fuck him in the ass with the camcorder running. Buddy’s all bossy at the beginning but gets right to business and fucks his friend for a bit before filling a condom with cum while his cock is still in his friend’s ass. He [...]

But who would have thought she could be this scary? Oh, Mary! Video after the jump.

How come you’re always such a fussy young man? Don’t want no Captain Crunch, don’t want no Raisin Bran! Well, don’t you know that other kids are starving in Japan? So eat it… just eat it! Video after the jump.