
How many times do I have to tell you? Stop leaving Michael Jackson’s belt on the bed when we fuck!!
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Huge.
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Can you hear me now?
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Ooh, man, dig that crazy dick.
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Don’t mind if I do…
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I’d sing the song but then I’d have to pay Paul McCartney.
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Or is he rocking on the pumper?
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Dunh dunh dunh dunh. Dunh dunh dunh dunh. Dunh dunh dunh dunh. Dunh dunh dunh dunh… Deedle doo. Deedle doo. Dunh dunh!
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Ya, it’s hot sex and everything but what what the fuck’s up with your wall? You need to hand in your gay card…
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I’ll drive.
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And the Jello is always yellow.
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Or are they knockin’ boots? Droppin’ it like it’s hot? I can’t keep up…
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It’s always the big ones… Hallo!
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If wishes were horses, then beggars could ride. Horses. That are wishes.
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